Its so sad that (according to 90% of the comments here) no women find that attractive. He'll never have sex again!

Why is everyone on here certain that bald men can't get laid? Umm, sorry to break this to you but there is a large portion of the female gender who love bald guys.

Do you really think bald men don't procreate? Do you actually think women aren't attracted to bald men? Is that why there are no bald actors, models, musicians, etc? Those poor lonely bald men.

Is it really easier to ask someone to read it than to just read it yourself? It would have saved all that typing.

What? You mean great hair isnt the only reason women choose a man to reproduce? This is heresy! /sarcasm

Really? You think bald guys arent having sex? I think you are more likely to get a Darwin Award.

This is absolutely moronic. This makes the assumption that men who are bald dont reproduce. Take this a step farther, since baldness is associated with extra testosterone this is assuming that the men with most testosterone (extra masculine) are the guys women arent attracted to. So this article is written by someone…

I have to admit I feel like doing this every year during the Republic Of Texas Rally (aka ROT rally) in Austin. But its usually because they do things like block intersections so 300 bikes can ride thru the red because they want to ride together. But no, I'm not condoning the action.

If they were supposed to be in old Texas then its even more wrong. They would never say they were "American". They'd say they were Texan.

Yeah, growing up in Texas I felt the same thing. I always wanted to see the "scared kids" laughing and grabbing their guns and the 1/4 sticks of dynamite they had in their truck tool boxes. I feel the same when I watch movies about invasions.

Maybe they'll only make one like they did with the Matrix.

Well to be fair people still use the M1911 which is 101 years old now. So its plausible.

After living in Tx for 32 years I moved to upstate NY for a few. Had the time of my life every winter. I never knew what I was missing in Tx! Now I'm back in Austin and I kinda miss the snow. There was nothing like drifting around the empty roads because I was the only idiot out driving in the blizzards in my miata.

I want a "family" set with a husband, wife and a miata

This looks remarkably like what happens on EVERY STREET in Texas when it ices over every 5-7 years.

Did you also see a monster in SW Episode 1? Because the monster in that movie gave me nightmares.

This poor poor man. He got screwed out of his hard earned money. This will probably break him! If he went to CarMax he could have gotten a much better deal.

And yet remarkably it only weighs 1% more than a standard Challenger. The weight savings comes from the use of steel and fiberglass instead of the more common pony car structural elements of lead and cement.

This was more like my take on the film too. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw him as monstrous.

This really should be the official Jalop-mobile