Hard to believe these things are 11 years old.

Different kind of wackiness in California too. In Florida the dude would have been pulled over on a John Deere riding lawn mower while 2/3 through a six pack of Natty Ice, with a pound of crack, a crossbow and a baby Caiman.

18 years in special forces and the best bro could do is pack his truck like a hillbilly going to a cookout then explode himself? Tim McVeigh didn’t even pass selection, and he built his own Daisy Cutter at home.

Dammit! I should have done a spreadsheet of all the vehicles that I have owned since 1972 (#1 - 1966 Pontiac Catalina). I guess I’ll have to do it by memory. 

I like the cut of your jib.

Portal axles or GTFO.

Need to replace the taxis with tuk tuks too

Ok, so who takes a e bike to the airport with luggage?

If you look at cities with seriously high population densities, you see this

Dude fuck you that is awesome. I loved the Road Rash games on Sega then PlayStation.

Girlfriend’s mom is going to talk to her daughter about her life choices.
“I mean, what kind of person wears shorts in a Bentley?”

I want to like it, but that big crease bugs the heckoutta me.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a weird automobile. And you may ask yourself "why won't this damn thing start?"

From a time when Nissan still made interesting cars, and 0-60 in 8 seconds was blistering performance. My NA 4 banger does that now.

And his sidekick Mumen Rider! The Cyclist for Justice.

I thought I was about to open an article about a road that was perpetually warm up north and, therefore, less likely to freeze over. Then I saw Florida and the thought of a novel idea went right out the window.

Well, sure the stuff is a little radioactive, but it will be locked inside a road. Roads never degrade or release any kind of particles, right? Guys? ... Right?

... and he becomes a superhero, Road Rash.

This post just reminded me that about 20 years ago I paid about $20 for the “Pops-a-Dent” I think was sold in TV. Never received it.

Matching a brushed metal finish is difficult. That’s what led to a large number of Deloreans to get paint.