It’s only a “minivan” if a) it’s smaller than a van, and b) have actual seats and windows back there. Otherwise it is “a van”.

I blame Flo! 

It’s not hypocrisy to think fake “autopilot” is dumb and bad, AND make fun of yet another embarrassing malfunction.

Make it a shooting brake and I might be right there with you.

*stupid humans on Earth elected a reality show star as President of the United States... again.*

Oh, nooo, the new capsule has an air leak and we can’t use it!
*hides tiny, obnoxiously expensive glorified ice pick behind back*

This is affecting more than just autopilot.

Why would we bring back Mean Astronauts?  Leave them up there until they’re nice again.

i imagine boeing would do *anything* to get out of paying that overtime bill.

...to the kind of terrible 1971 Steve McQueen vehicle “Le Mans.”

“Tesla claimed the new chip would finally provide the hardware required to support real full-self driving”

I know Tesla isn’t the only automaker to try and cover up or delay taking action on a defect or problem… but damn if this doesn’t seem to be par for the course from Tesla. This is yet another reason why I will not buy a Tesla product. Over the last few years it has become abundantly clear to me that Tesla does not…

I keep seeing photos like this where Musk looks awkwardly photoshopped into the scene, but apparently they’re all real and he really is just lurking creepily behind people like that.

I don’t know how a dude who blatantly smokes weed on a video podcast can have any clearance.  It’s literally one of the questions on a minimum background investigation, much less a Secret or Top Secret.

Tesla is going full Trump: keep doing terrible things and see what it will take for your buyers/supporters to abandon you. Apparently -- for both -- they’ve yet to hit those lows. 

The lede pic is like a glimpse into a future wax museum exhibit on “super creeps of the 21st century”

Such a tiny ugly face on that giant head with that terrible hair transplant. Oh sorry, I’m talking about Musk, I suppose that could be any of them.

“though the automaker is yet to release a service bulletin.”

Given that this is in Florida, the first things they tried were probably 1)Drugs, 2) Guns, 3) Putting animals down their pants...

Really looking forward to when I have something heavy in my backseat and I cant get my car to shut up.

On the other hand, who doesn’t love seeing a skyscraper blow up?