I want to be as cold as the guy who tags a space shuttle.

And that’s where Bugs Bunny comes in...

Just like when he said we can lower COVID cases by not testing for COVID.

Lowering standards so you can meet them is peak Trump...

“This engine revs quickly and easily to 8000rpm”

♫ Chung CHUNG♫

What kind of uncultured swine has the unmitigated gall to disrespect the Breadvan?!?

in small enough quantities and spread around enough... maybe indefinitely.

It’s amazing what a person can get away with if they just aren’t too greedy or dumb.

Huh.. I wonder how long he could have gotten away with it if he hadn’t been an idiot and had spread it around to a few hundred different locations? No reason..

Coincidentally, the Breadvan is my favorite Ferrari of all time. And I get piled on any time I mention it.

It’s got pretty good competition.

*Slaps Roof*

Those deep dish wheels

For all those libr’uls casting stones I would remind you that your hero Barack Obama wore a brown suit once.

Came here to make an airport pizza joke, but this will do.  Thank you.

That’s a beautiful pizza sauce red...

C’mon guys, don’t dunk on this man.  He’s clearly drinking because he still has PTSD from his service in the Confederate army.  Appomattox is still like yesterday to him.

“You gotta jiggle the handle a little bit.”

That’s crazy that police were able to clear the bridge within 4 minutes.  Probably saved hundreds of lives in doing so.