Pardon me sir, Do you have any Pepto Bismol?

I also remember him advising everyone to sell their shares of Stark Industries as well!

“Even though Tesla’s robotaxi event was gorgeous...”

Life imitates art with the exception that it wasn’t the fish. Seriously, we need MORE inspectors and MORE regulation. Corporations are incapable of policing themselves. People need to got to jail for this.

I remember when he made the horrible call of upgrading Bluth Company stock to Don’t Buy.  What a schmuck.

My guy, your “image” is broke. Swap the SF90 for a bus pass. 

You have to spring for the symmetrical seating package, silly.

Another counterpoint:

WAIT!!!.

What, no Smokey and the bandit Trans Am?

Glad BMW finally reigned in their design nonsense, but now it looks like almost any Asian car.

MAGA cultists regularly collapse from heat stroke at his rallies and have to be carted off by EMTs. If Trumpster even acknowledges it, it’s to make a joke at their expense. He doesn’t give a shit what happens to them once he’s had a few hours of their adoration that day.

“Regardless, the Trump campaign has been putting on events for over eight years at this point. You’d think they’d have this figured out by now.”

I know how this all went down:

I see what u did there lol

Why, does she not want you to be happy? Money is nothing, you can sort that out later and you can’t take it with you when you die, why not splurg a bit =)

Only because she’s already ordered one for your next birthday.

You totaled 12 Teslas just by saying this.

flying version just two years away.

Man, I don’t want a Tesla, but a wrecked Tesla makes a hell of a donor car.