You have to try it up, then down, then it’ll work up.

That’s Pontiac

Lack of warranty is the cause for the excitement.

Always love the “Look what our car/truck can do!” ads.

Pouring a little vodka on them might work...

Looks as if they have already imploded.

I’ll fetch my smoker and the sausage skins, we can still salvage this. Who is bring the beers?

Probably not how the butcher had drawn it up

Maybe one day the “anti-woke” crowd will realize that most of the internet today is posting shit literally to just to upset them for clicks. It’s actually incredible how much of social media is some person who got popular for baking bread or underwater welding getting clicks and comments for posting a stolen…

Harley makes E-bikes now; these karens are lashing out because the electric motors don’t provide the same stimulus on their taint.

How many of the people complaining do not even buy new Harleys? They would rather the world burn than accept people that do not look like them. 

You have to use ‘this one weird trick’...

They folded the seats down in their Carnival and are waiting for you. What are you waiting for? Join Kia Connect today.

Oh no! Where will I find local hot MILFs that want to meet?

Wow regenerative braking and now airbrakes, cool, nope happened to my AMX was the scariest 15 seconds of my life

Just a point of clarification / definition from the comments: a venture capital firm invests in early-stage, risky “startups”... moon shots that will probably fail, but could change humanity (at least, that’s the purest and most generous definition).

Gauloise not Gitans, gitanes are for French guide dogs, who also wear a beret by the way.

Pig! Dog ! Loaf of Bread ! 

Under the ACAA, JetBlue would have been required to accommodate a trained service dog but not an emotional support animal, and JetBlue’s website clearly states that dogs are not allowed in first class.

But why male models?