They’re gonna need a smaller boat!

Huh? What next, Jerry Seinfeld fighting in an MMA match?

Did they consider letting the air out of the trailer tires? I saw that on an episode of Steve Canyon.

Today I Learned: Joe Rogan is apparently a comedian

Could be worse

You forgot the pee. SO MUCH PEE. 

Nah, still too much effort. We’d have to mount small battery-powered fans on their phones.

I’m really getting tired of this stupid & false stereotype.

It is pronounced “oot”  so take off eh!

The just need some “Big Ass Fans” in there!

They announced an “Action Plan” about a month ago.

As a kid, we thought it was hilarious! 

Frankly, I think it’s a good change. You don’t want to trick people into thinking this is some light hearted tale set on Aoshima.

The New York Times did some quick math, and it found that if you take Grand Central’s system and expand it across the entire NYC Subway, it would cost right around $5 billion.

“You can thank the progressive wing of the democratic party for this fubar situation.”

Exactly - the choice between “old man who’s not all there” and “proudly evil old man who’s not all there” should really be an easy one.

Both candidates are terrible. Vote for the one who won’t require a coup to replace if the need arises.

Additionally, I never had the feeling in 2016 that if Trump lost his supporters would try a fucking armed coup.

Possibly unpopular take?: It doesn’t feel like 2016 again, because IIRC there was a general sense then that of course Trump wouldn’t actually win and even he seemed surprised that he did.