Clippy ~ “It looks like you’re trying to get an abortion. Would you like help turning yourself in to the police?”

Blade Dumber

As an Optimist I have to say that means Cybertrucks will spend less time on the road!

Pah! That’s the last time I go there!

The worst experience I had selling my car was “all of them”. It’s rough selling what was your baby to someone who just sees it as the shitbox that it is.

Still, I’ve got to respect him. The amount he’s lost in one car is more than I’ve lost in all of them. I assume that must take real talent.

I paid for a First Class seat, I expect only the best fever, chills, aches, nausea and diarrhea!

$4,000,000 and the seats don’t even match? Pass!

[Hits “Turbo Boost” button, jumps completely off the road]

All Cops Ate Burgers

Hungry Harry ~ “I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he order six shakes or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one…

Batteries Not Included! This is Batteries Not Included!

Sure, but when I tell the wife how fast it goes, she’ll still tell me I can’t get one!

Ghostnado!

Keep the changes in the middle, lose the ones at the front and back, and you have yourself a deal!

What dummies! Everybody knows the Police Cybertruck should have the Robocop theme!

AMG GLK OMG!

“Estimate the Cybertruck value, HAL.”

Exactly! Get one now before they’re all gone! FOMO!

It was me. I’m sorry. I started the 28 car pileup at Talladega. I only looked down to change the radio station for a second, I swear!