*Pbbt!*

Ay, it’s nice to see the subway run on time!

That’s why the chicken crossed the road?!

That’s the car you wanted to get but you got the old Tempo when your parents bought a newer Taurus.

Many people are saying that nobody knows more about Nuclear than President Trump!

It was me. It’s my fault. I’m sorry. I forgot to roll up my window.

Tesla owners are denying Elon now? Who do they think they are, his kids?!

See? Elon’s a genius! The Cybertruck is a huge hit! It’s a good thing they can’t make very many of them, or it would be too big of a hit!

That’s nothing! I got a vinyl wrap of the Testla vinyl wrap to make my 1986 Tercel wagon look like a Cybertruck, which saved me $100,000!

Sure, it looks predatory, but that’s only because they’re taking advantage of the desperate and vulnerable!

Don’t make trucks better! This is America! Make people worse!

That’s a lot of debt. Did they try doing donuts around it? What about jumping a car over it?

It’s not hard! Just set Autopilot to “Mars”, dummy!

Look, except for everything about it, I think we can all agree it was the perfect plan!

That’s stupid! Who even owns a motorized snake?!

See? America can still make great things, as long as those things involve avoiding walking a short distance!

♩ ♬ Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

Drivers also aren’t allowed to grimace while peeing in a bottle.

What happened to this country? Disgusting, immoral, illegal things like this are why I use a stolen identity!

And what about the crushing guilt after they get in to an accident?