In Vivek Ramaswamy’s defense, he’s an asshole!
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Why not stick to the standard? How fast can it complete the Kessel Run?
“I have good news and I have bad news.”
Say what you will, but his planes leave on time!
That is, uh, not good.
“How about garish?”
And with a base price in the low-$40,000 range, that’s a lot of money for a car that might lose a wheel while you’re driving.
The good charging stations converted the gas pumps to nacho cheese!
That’s small potatoes, compared to my viral “drink a gallon of oil challenge”!
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Car & Driver says $115,000.
Pro Tip: Extension cords.
Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved One Tonner.
“Emergency. There’s an emergency going on. It’s still going on.”
This Littlest Hobo reboot got dark!
“Minor water damage. Ran when parked. Price firm.”
In fairness, the passenger was Oscar the Grouch!
My God! So Jamie Foxx’s fake friend killed Jesus, and now he’s coming for me?!
The driver was inconsolable, until they told him “It’s nacho fault.”
The insurance company was in the right here! The Corvair is “unsafe at any speed”. Any speed!