Just use smaller electrons, dummy!
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Double the price and it sets on fire? Sign me up!
People with handbags to burn!
♩ ♬ Now, this is a story all about how
Wow! Most airlines charge extra for that!
“I’m here to start my solar job.”
In my defense, I was only speeding because my car was packed full with illegal fireworks!
My nemesis. Finally. I only like the dash!
Just looking at it emptied my bank account.
It warms my heart seeing this, knowing that America still leads the world in getting stuck in things!
The PT Cruiser was just good enough when it started in 2000, but not when it went out in 2010 as the same car.
“Do you want me to vote?”
Ironically, Ron Desantis’ poll numbers being such a drag makes him illegal in Florida!
In Ron Desantis’ defense, he only vetoed the bill because people liked it!
Fun and ugly? My God, I’m a Lamborghini!
Pro-tip: Have kids and then get them to do it.
Is there a Cars & Coffee edition, or does that come standard?
Alef’s Model A...will primarily drive on roads but will allow users to ‘hop’ around obstacles such as ‘road conditions, weather, and infrastructure’.
That stain on the driver’s seat? Giddy pee.
Pro-tip: Shower in the airport fountain.