YES to the Nars primer. I’ve tried quite a few and this one is my favorite.

Ancient Egyptions would be soooo over it. They totalllllyyyy hieroglyphed first.

Unless your name is Pope John XI...

yeah, as I started reading that entry I was imagining an engineer I know who says, “Chi-POAT-lllll,” and thought it could actually be about him until I got to the lawyer part

Wait, so why didn’t anyone follow through on this?? Keeping politicians honest and all that.....

Aw, please. If ole Donny actually ate some delicious Peeps maybe he would be a little nicer.

I’m disappointed that this isn’t being referred to as the Beowulf of Twitter. :(

THANK YOU!

I have seen this commercial multiple times and every time I wonder if I’m the only one who thinks it is absolutely bananas. I’m so relieved there are other sane people out there.