This only makes sense. Chrysler is terrible.

All recent models. Yikes. So even people following the Golden Rule of FiatChrysler (never own/lease one for more than 2-3 years because they are the most unreliable pieces of shit on the planet) are still getting burned, ouch.

It took a widely publicized article in WIRED for them to actually make this recall, even though the hackers went to them first. It’s ridiculous that PR is a better motivator of change than the risk to human lives.

Apple:

Nobody crosses this bridge by me,
unless they pay me dollars three.

Why would want to use Apple to handle subscriptions for other services anyways?

Apple may be evil, but you just gotta laugh at how they be getting motherfuckers

Does Lenovo or Windows or Google get a cut when I play Spotify through Chrome on Windows 8 on my laptop? No.

Even worse, 30% of $12.99 is $3.90, so Spotify is only making $9.10 per month instead of $9.99 if you sign up through iTunes, while Apple does nothing.

Apple makes 30% off of anything sold in the iTunes store. This was why the whole book fiasco was declared illegal - they couldn’t compete with Amazon, who was selling at cost (or lower), in order to sell Kindles. As a result, Apple rewired the book industry, raising prices for all takers, and it allowed the growth of…

OK, just to be clear. This IS for weed, right?

Better to look like a douche than die of lung cancer in your 50’s. Pretty agonizing death.

Nonsense. Experience has taught me I lose one pound of bodyweight for every 3200-3300 calories I burn up and not replace with food.

Or take an EC stack, not have a metabolic slowdown, and retain the 3500 = 1lb rule. This only works if you’re ACCURATE with your calorie intake, something they were not accurate with in the story above.

I currently own a Jeep Cherokee, and I can tell you they have not contacted me yet in regards to the update. That being said, they are also buying my vehicle back through the lemon law, so I have no care to actually perform the update myself. I’ve had many updates performed to my car for various different systems, and…

And that wasn't even an internal idea. That was all AEV's doing.

If they haven’t made any effort to inform their customers of this, and encourage them to have it fixed, they haven’t treated it seriously. (I do not know whether or not Chrysler have made such efforts.)

They should be issuing a mandatory recall/update if they haven’t.

These are the same people that took 30 years to realize a four door Jeep Wrangler would be a good idea.

This.

Or option B, just don’t buy a fucking Chrysler.