Yep, #1 depends on grass type. This is horrible advice for Bermuda.

You attend some shitty parties.

MANY retirement funds were so heavily into ENRON

Who the hell put their entire 401(k) in Enron? I’m betting absolutely no one or less than 5 super idiots. Anyone who has responsibly invested in a broad portfolio or a broad index/target date fund has made, and will continue to make in the long term, money for retirement hand over fist.

I’m counting on exactly $0 coming from SS while planning for retirement. There is no clue what the Gov’t will do between now and 35 years from now when I am eligible. Any amount I actually do get will be considered a welcome bonus.

Google Now will do what you describe above. At least on Android, but Google Now is also available on iPhone, just not positive if it has all of the exact same features.

So you can light your cigarettes while parked with the car off, I guess.

Thanks! My income is ok, not great in my mind. Certainly not “high” and I’ve never inherited anything in my life, and based on the old beater car I drive and how little I go out to eat, etc etc people would probably think I was worse off than I am. But that is the key in my mind, and I think if more people read it…

*30 years ago

TIL sophisticatedly engineered and incredibly expensive objects must undergo testing 2 years prior to their release and do not always pass. So much for trying to innovate ever again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t think people with Windows Phones are the target market of a high-end router.

Yes. You will never save money with this for an iPhone. Because Verizon charged the same on-contract price for the iPhone, $200, as they did for the much cheaper android phones that were say $399-$450 off-contract (Moto X for example). So you could get Moto X’s and save money over the old plans, but not iPhones. You…

Mortgages are risky too (#1 Risk: LOSING YOUR HOME).

Does Lenovo or Windows or Google get a cut when I play Spotify through Chrome on Windows 8 on my laptop? No.

Even worse, 30% of $12.99 is $3.90, so Spotify is only making $9.10 per month instead of $9.99 if you sign up through iTunes, while Apple does nothing.

Wat. If I kept mine that low my electric bill for my 1600 sq ft house would be $450/mo here in NC. I keep mine at 84 while I’m at work, 80 when home, and crank it up to 82 when I’m asleep and still pay $280-$310 in electricity (and only $60-$70 in the winter with my gas heat). It’s only tolerable as long as you switch…

Started searching for a home my senior year and closed on one the day I graduated college. I had the down payment from working some great summer and part-time internships through school and saving like mad. I am saving hundreds a month over renting, thousands a year, and a larger and larger portion of that monthly…

Patently False. In all 50 states the limit is 0.08%

The brush is used as the rake. You use your tension bar like normal, but move the tooth brush up and down the pins until they are all lifted. Just like an electric pick, the vibration makes it easier to get the pins into the right place.

Senior staff? Yea I agree that is likely, Duke and UNC both have top notch MBA programs (my director is a UNC MBA grad), but their bachelor programs? meh. The thousands of engineers that drive all the companies and make up the majority of the salary spend? NC State grads + your handful of transplanted Clemson and VT…