I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.

Holy shit. So I think Hef is problematic for a number of reasons but I really love them featuring a woman of her age. Which is transgressive and awesome. So conflicting feels.

This dude could keep this coffee cup full.

WOWWWWWWW.

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

A green card means that you’ve been granted permanent resident status, which means that you have indefinite permission to live and work in the US. The big difference between permanent residency and citizenship (other than some voting rights and stuff which aren’t really relevant to this situation) is that permanent…

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

I find it better to think of it as a dessert than a proper breakfast.

I'm beyond the point of cynical when in comes to the world of Kardashian, but I still believe Rob is genuine. I do believe khloe cared for him, but some of the things she did to Lamar recently were very exploitive.

How about working at marine mammal rescue centre? All the whale (and seal) cuddling, none of the guilt. Plus they get better and you can release them.

Crassness is always forgiveable if it’s funny. This is just limp shit, man.

Best way to fuck Saudi Arabia and these other countries is to use as little oil and gas as possible.

Can you please put a trigger warning. Not everyone finds the images of dead black bodies titillating like white people do. Like would you just throw up an image of a white woman looking like that with no warning?

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

Sorry, I can’t star you for this because of the sachet/sashay error....

It sounds so stilted and weird. Reminds me of this:

Why oh why was 1997 more progressive than 2015?

This Cinderella will ALWAYS be the shit. kthanxbai

This seems apt: