Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

Not if she’s the issuing judge. She’s got a right to temporarily do what she wants with it.

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

It’s going to blow her mind when she learns that non-Hispanic people can speak Spanish and language proficiency is not solely based on race/national origin.

As a Clinton supporter I say good riddance DWS, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. You failed at your job: both in getting down ticket candidates elected and apparently in being unbiased during the primary process. We need to unify as a party, enough of this nonsense.

Mindy Kaling should have identified him as Farooq “Freddie Mercury” Bulsara.

You get NDAs from everybody. EVERYBODY. Hot dog guy, dude who changes light bulbs, EVERYBODY. Because you never know what someone is going to see or hear.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

Haha, oh wine. But it’s summer. I think? (WEED) SNL’s not airing now. I think this is a special “let’s go fuck with the RNC” deal. PS I live in Oregon I can say I’m stoned, haters.

And then suffer through the fun of “WHY DIDN’T YOU GO TO THE POLICE RIGHT AWAY IF YOU WERE RAPED? It must not have been very serious!”

I wonder why women are so reluctant to report their rapes...

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

Name one thing he could do right by you.

Kind of? The twit has kept her seat uncontested since the mid 90s and now that she actually has to face an opponent, she whines that people are out to get her.

Not just “kind of”. She does.

Come off it, no matter what he does, you hate his guts. He can do no right by you.

ok but

He wanted to make sure she knew he had a penis. That it MUST be mentioned and acknowledged. And not only does he posses a penis, it’s also long enough and uncontained enough to ‘slam in a car door’.

Yassssss my 3eb and Stephan Jenkins crush is reignited. I love the self awareness that not playing the hits was a form of punishment. Also news to me that they're popular with Republicans? Their music is nearly entirely anthems for 90s rich kid hippie liberal stoners, no?