if there are actual people that do this then we need a new plague

If corporations are truly people, McDonald's is the guy who takes five ones on the table at the start of the meal, announces that it's the tip, and pockets one for every time the waiter's groveling is insufficient.

Does this have implications for my beloved dentist Lincoln???

The only people that are "shocked" that this is happening in 2015 are white people. The rest of us are like "eh, it's just another [insert day of the week]."

Then you'd think these fuckers would be happy hunting those instead of elephants.

Wild hogs are a dangerous and destructive invasive species.

they should be ashamed. God damn it. Same story every time.

Yes, and this comment wasn't directed at those people.

GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO THE OPERA.

Do you need a date while you wear that fur? (a 45 year old married white lady with 3 kids?) because I'll shave my legs RIGHT NOW and meet you at the Opera

World hijab day, where non-Muslim women are encouraged to wear hijab, was started by Muslim women in the US to get non-Muslim women to have a way to empathize with what they experience. It seems like this is a continuation of this. I don't get the snark (eta: except about the 'skin darkening').

fabulASS

But really, what isn't?

By the looks of it, he's wookieing us.

Nobody should give a shit about PETA. They're perfectly happy to exploit women's bodies in their quest to get people to prioritize animals over women.

Seriously. I care quite a bit about animal cruelty. PETA though? Those idiots can go fuck themselves. They're trolls at best, and frequently quite a bit worse.

I dunno if I see that as transphobic, it's a statement of facts that. I have a trans brother, he went through puberty as a woman.

"Look how much coconut water from a young coconut!! Very energizing. Very good."