Let's be honest here. If he had put 4 or 5 bullets in her he would have been within his rights. After all, he probably thought his life was in danger. She is an anti-police radical. She was making visible an anti-police statement. Also, she could be a Muslim atheist jihadist. There is no evidence of this, but it is…

"B-b-b-but the NAACP has 'coloured' in their name! Where's the outrage there?!"

Seems like a legit apology. Thank god. It's bad enough some of my favorite rappers are showing their asses, it would suck if I could no longer watch Sherlock without that nagging voice in the back of my head telling me Sherlock is a prick in real life. Wish I could say the same for Watson.

Now that's how you apologize for being an idiot.

WOW. An even bigger cunt.

This is a better answer than you'll get from Mitch McConnell, who would probably be confused because we all know women don't poop.

I want to start sending letters to these congressmen asking really personal questions about my reproductive health since clearly they're the experts. For example, Dear Dr. Mitch McConnell: Why do I shit so much while I'm having my period?

This is huge. Really. It's an acknowledgement of the modern world. For all his flaws, this is the first pope we have that seems to have advanced beyond the fifteenth century. Bravo.

This weirdly makes me miss my pregnancy.

Eeeep! #CORRECTIONS! Sugar Bear is not the child molester. He has his own criminal past, but not that (he robbed campsites and such). He's Alanna/Honey Boo Boo's father, not the man who molested Anna and others. That's Mark something, a whole other dude. Mama June is now claiming she caught Sugar cheating online…

This show is EVERYTHING. I cannot even deal with amazingly ridiculous it is. This show is my personality made real. I love it.

I dont like what she has done, but the "poor taxpayers" argument often annoys me. We are paying lots more taxes for things which are *seriously* awful.

There we go.


(sadly some people do)

Can I play #RupertsFault?