"And here is our garden."

I would rob a bank. But I would never be a bank robber.

This makeup is perfection. I need to know what this is. Generosity of spirit in letting me know what she uses might get her reinstated. I know people. Well, I've heard of people who know people.

LOSING IT over 65 wat pic. Seriously, tears

Guys, I am super impressed and terrified. I fired a handgun for the first time over Christmas break (thanks to the bf's Wisconsin fam) and it was exciting and terrifying and I have made respect for them. They're so heavy! And loud! And holyfuckingshit they blow serious holes in stuff. I can't even imagine shoving one…

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

Stop making me side with PETA, Sarah Palin. Ugh.

"She knows PETA about as well as she knows geography."

Updated tips from Fox News

Since it's apparently my responsibility not to get raped, I guess I'll continue doing what's worked so far: not using Uber.

They hoped to keep the issue in the news and accepted the consequences of their actions.

Jesus Fucking Christ. The first post of the year, and not even an hour into 2015, we have fuckery.

Cat playing ping pong without a string...............and with a net.

Not doing things that we sometimes want to do is the hallmark of being an honest-to-God grownup. Impulse control.

And again, there is no crime here.

Yeah okay bro'hemian.

I have some judgey app on my phone now that monitors me while I'm sleeping and tells me how good/bad my sleep was. STOP JUDGING MY SLEEP CYCLE, PHONE.

I hope they do take Meyer's feedback into account. I think it would be better if you could choose the photos you want in your video or slideshow at the outset, rather than having them pre-selected.

Do the people who come up with these things really live in that kind of bubble? Completely insulated from sadness and tragedy? It's amazing that nobody in the design process thought of this possibility.

THEORY: Ariana Grande medically *must* be carried everywhere like a baby because she got her ponytail from the same place Tobias Funke did.