As a man I refuse to use any safety straps.

This is just willful fucking ignorance on the part of white people to make themselves feel better about how fucked up this country is. I say this as a white person. And, frankly, it is the fucking duty of all white people who know better to educate the ever loving fuck out of every willfully ignorant white person…

Good lord, I hate us.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

Medical examiner said cause of death was the throat being crushed.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

It's like trying not to shop at the old company stores.

I like where this is going. Legitimize the War on Christmas and combine it with a civil rights revolution? I can get behind that.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

I can't believe you missed "Shaft".

O Cum, All Ye Facials

This is a beautifully written piece, and I learned a lot about the topic (I'd often read Saartje was a slave).

Is that a farm-to-table resurrection? Kudos.

I need to charge Culkin more for my necromancy services. Bringing him back as an abomination of nature repeatedly is beginning to become much more difficult, and the local farms are starting to ask what I'm doing with all of those chickens.

For starters, even today, nobody knows precisely what Jarrett does in the White House... Jarrett micromanages guest lists for White House events big and small, hangs out in the private quarters and often joins the Obamas for dinner, says little in meetings, but walks out whispering in the president's ear and leaving…

It's a tray full of whoop ass.

Like all good things black people do - noone cared until Miley got involved.