"...chalupas, or quesadillas, or crunchwraps, or...look, does it matter what he wanted? They're all the same damn thing anyway..."

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

A very important reminder that the (future) top doctor in our nation once made me pose with her blow-up doll on top of me. Would go back if covered by Kaiser.

Man, I try not to be That Atheist, but this kid literally died because someone had told his family and members of his community a bunch of fairy tales about demons and shit.

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

Any response to the 1000+ comments concerning your writing here, on Groupthink, and on Live Journal?

If Betsey Johnson can still do perfect cartwheels at 72, age is truly nothing but a number.

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.

Yeah, anybody who thinks Disney’s going to cast somebody white in this role just . . . doesn’t understand Disney.

Mark Schrayber is the only white Mulan I would accept.

Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always…

“In the candid interview, Mary Kay tells Walters what makes their marriage work in spite of their huge difference in their age...Vili Fualaau, meanwhile, discusses his bouts with alcoholism, depression and why he believes the system failed him while he was still a minor.”

They most certainly are. Especially those who pretend to be a certain way so they can write for popular websites.

Quick Rundown:

It kills me that so many idiots will use this as a rallying cry to undermine efforts to fix a very real problem. I understand there is a very fine tight rope investigative journalists have to traverse but this, there were so many mistakes that didn't need to be made.

Never knew until just now that Comet and Air Bud were the same dog. Dog had the most successful career of anyone on the show.

I would definitely watch a show where DJ and Kimmy are married to each other and have three adorable boys.

"Go to church."

As the kid who had the room next door to the master growing up, you are incorrect. The actual last thing you want to think about is your parents’ exciting sex life.