Oh. Now I get it.

I honestly don't know why the article has such a derisive tone.

Right? It's hardly a major social justice issue and I'm annoyed I even have to stan for these irritating little shits, but the UVA frats are 0% to blame for this mess and there was no good reason to suspend them. I don't blame them for feeling stung here.

Look, I have never been a fan of the Greek system but the school punished them for something that never happened.

Isn't reading Chicken Soup for the Soul the adult equivalent of reading Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul?

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

I don't think their argument is going to fly because they don't really seem to understand what intent means in the legal sense, but the issue of intent is a necessary element in most crimes unless they are strict liability offenses.

I have some scissors that would do it.

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Who did they entrust to do the photoshopping? Is there some super-enlightened Orthodox guy working for the newspaper who can handle looking at female politicians without being overcome with lust?

Autocorrect is teaching this kid that you always rape what you sow.

To be fair, in an active shooting situation prudence and caution are important. I don't think I would wantonly send my officers into a situation that seems implausible: "Hey, I escaped from the store where people are being killed, but I've saved others in the basement. Come and rescue them right now" likely requires…

She could be allergic to Triclosan, which is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer. There are three different hand sanitizers. Alcohol based, Triclosan based, and Benzalkonium Chloride based.

none were more French than this guy.

If we are to infer that she is pregnant from this photo, we must also infer that she had her left breast removed too.

This is one of those moments, where I get the impression I somehow grew up in a very different region, and with a very different social group, than the vast majority of Jezebels (and, perhaps, feminists in general.) Growing up, I knew way, way more Radical Feminist Men than I did non-feminist men (and almost no bros,…

In case anyone here is interested in actual information on the topic instead of useless, counterproductive snark; here's a condom sizing guide:

I don't really get what your point is, though? Sexual health is actually pretty serious business. Obviously none of this should be used as an excuse to not use a condom, but I don't think it's helpful to pretend that genuine sizing/fit issues don't exist.

Ok? I don't really get your hostility to men chiming in on a post that's written by a man and literally about condoms and their fit, but you do you I guess.

There are legitimately dudes who need to use magnums because the regular size hurts. This is not a made-up thing. I have no doubt douchebags use it to pretend their dicks are bigger than they are, but can we not shit all over non-douchebag dudes in the process?