There were a lot of them and only one of him.

#notallmuslims

Well, at least they're doing things together as a family.

Although there is a certain sect of Puritanical progressive who might angrily judge the owners of $500,000 cars, those people are very much in the minority.

What is it? One part lesbian cotillion, one part accounting and informatics seminar
Who does it? Jane Goodall and Beth Ditto

I like to call mine Buzz. Since that's what it does.

I'm a little put off that Doll writes, "despite the proliferation of "cohabitation, same-sex marriage, and women who ably bring home the bacon," because what among those things prevents using wife/husband as terms? My gay married friends are husbands, my lesbian married friends are wives, and I bring home the bacon…

Yes, but exposure to GMOs has made her grow a dog out of her neck.

GUYS: It sounds like a lot of people aren't reading this carefully enough. It sounds like these kids verbally threatened to penetrate the kid, but didn't actually penetrate him. What they DID (allegedly) do was this:

Right, sexual predators never go to college.

I absolutely need a trigger warning for math. Even simple math sends me into crying jags of anxiety. Fortunately, the trigger warning is usually right there in the title of the course, like "Calculus 101." Some schools (mine included) even included a trigger warning on the building itself: I know to stay far, far away…

what other important, commendable ideas are also terrible?

I'm of two minds about this. It seems the students are calling for warnings, but not actually that material deemed offensive be removed - is there anything wrong with knowing it's coming? I think back to an ill-advised viewing of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, accompanied by several folks who hadn't read the novel,…

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

First, hologram Tupac... now, hologram MJ???

There were. People argued it as the primary reason to vote against McCain, because of the likelihood of "Presiden Palin". Here's Matt Damon doing it: http://gawker.com/5048154/john-m…

"I think that health and age is fair game. It was fair game for Ronald Reagan. It was fair game for John McCain."

This person needs to quit his or her job and come work with me. I am (essentially) a professional ass-wiper and I have a cavalcade of ass-wiping ditties. The greatest hits are "Tangled Up In Poo," "Oh Danny boy, the wipes the wipes are calling" (when the wipee is named Danny), and the holiday classic "Let's Wipe Your…

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.