I'm not sure you realize this, but it's possible to not have a giant penis and also to believe that other people need different sized condoms.

Actually, there are FDA regulations that restrict condoms in the US to a certain range. So most guys can find condoms that fit, but if you're in the 1% that's either massive or tiny, you're out of luck.

You mean you don't use instagram as a valid scientific resource?

Ugh, no. Yes, condoms can stretch. Similarly, small sized latex gloves can stretch to fit over giant hands, but latex gloves come in multiple sizes. I'd like to see her leave that condom on her leg for 15-20 minutes while rubbing it vigorously and see how long it takes for it to break.

It hasn't happened yet. I very much doubt they'll take a hit, though.

This is just like deciding whether to shave my pubic hair.

An ancestor's brother was on the Mayflower, though he died that first winter.

I have a book in my family that some great-great-uncle made which has a genealogy going back about 400 years (we've been here a while). We're definitely not Mormon.

So because you've never seen one, they don't exist? Werewolf erasure rears its ugly head.

Lycanthrope-shaming? I expect better of Jezebel.

>mfw Isha leaves

They're less common, but some Greco-Roman mythological figures were children of mortal men and goddesses. Aeneus' mother was Venus, and Achilles was the son of a nymph.

But does "kinksters" refer exclusively to BDSM practitioners, or to anyone involved in non-vanilla sex?

I'm all about that Prius trunk room.

Wait, seven in the back and only two in the trunk? This woman needs to learn to better use space. I could fit four middle schoolers in a trunk, easy.

The Flash Disick (called T. F. by friends) was already taken.

I've never gotten the impression that feminists, especially those on Jezebel, see Miley Cyrus as a "feminist icon."

Type A blood: A meat-free diet based on fruits and vegetables, beans and legumes, and whole grains

So if I'm a vampire, can I only drink from people who have the same blood type as me? Or since I'm A+, can I drink A+, A-, O+, and O-?

If 1/5 women are being assaulted, that implies that 1/5 men are assailants.