I know perfectly well most men start measuring themselves at the taint.

oh, come on...

may want to crack open a history book — or even simply turn on the evening news.

what the fuck?

junior high student makes junior high insult.

forever and still my absolute favorite:

And you don’t need to worry about it. Hillary is going to be president and maintain the same center-right politics that have been in place for 8 years.

any chance a second apb went out for the asshole who put the pink asterisks on?

luckily, your vaseline jar has a lid.

as opposed to the one picture of the same sole girl in a bustiere — over and over — ad infinitum — in the day of yore...

racist.

This is the most sportswritery thing I’ll ever write...

Jeez, the pictures alone are enough to make my anus clench impossibly tight.

Since When Did Kanye, Common and Raven-Symoné Stop Being Black?

you have dividends.

you may want use that platinum card to charge some perspective — because you are clearly out of touch with what most the population is going through.

they’re not even using the horn.

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