pull it out.

they probably require you to be an adult to order...

they probably require you to be an adult to order...

ok.

in related news — trump has withdrawn gorsuch’s name for consideration — says he has someone better in mind...

have you considered ascending the stairs and asking your mom?

glad to see that first year of law school is paying off...

yeah.

yeah — but not all of us have a set of basement stairs to ascend...

Being internet famous is a gift and a curse...

I really hope Kris reads this, gives Kendall/Kylie a call, and says something like, “I know this is 99.99999 percent total bullshit, but in the .000001 chance it isn’t, don’t you fucking dare. Don’t you fucking dare unless the video camera is rolling, of course!”

is that what mama used to tell you?

no.

wpp.

mediocre journalist blog post.

manar is unimpressed.

two door. luxurious rose gold. and all the power you need to fill that void...

am i getting warm?