what is... humble brag , alex?

Uber has also billed itself as a safer way to get around, compared, I guess, to public transportation.

Subway Sucks

perhaps madonna’s exes can use it when they’re feeling nostalgic...

there's not enough baby wipes in the world...

'back in the day' would be black flag or dead kennedys. pretty sure what you're repping is mere hours ago...

Lol I wasn't really discussing the price of her clothing. I was talking about the style. The prices were just a detail.

i was under the impression they discontinued that model back in the 80's...

I dare you to walk into that and just try not to get super horny.

as opposed to a 15 — as in, the minutes of fame you're seeking with your subpar offering?

there's still a a couple things...

hmm...

be white.

no. not all of us.

the creepier comment:

and this self righteous, overly sanctimonious, holier than thou attitude that you can't seem to shed — any chance that that has 'gone WAY too far' as well?

catchy.

people shit. millions and millions, in fact.

someone has crotch envy...

It's full OF dumb people that.......