Evidence.

Oh god I have some heels just like this, and I'm amazed she is managing to stand never mind dance. I would have taken them back after the first time I wore them but they were, you know, full of blood.

I will never ever be able to dance like this. ever.

Once again, the men can have it all. Even the heels when they want it.

Slightly OT, but watching other people do anything in crazy high heels just makes me EXTREMELY ANXIOUS.

I, for one, believe Paula Deen when she says she treats her employees like family. Aunt Paula is clearly that flakey relative whose calls you avoid taking because you know whatever it is, it's going to be some bullshit, and it'll come back to bite you in the end, no matter what you do.

Finally. Pretty blonde white ladies are being given a chance in show business.

Did she actually say mum, or does Harper's Bazaar UK put their interviews with Americans through a Britishisms version of Google translate?

Did she get rid of her snaggletooth (legit asking)?

she isn't English, why is she using "mum", that bothers me the most. I know, I'm a terrible person but I hate phonies.

As a lesbian, I could point out the logical fallacies in Ms. Dunce, I mean, Dunst's statements, but I'll instead let Amy Poehler tell a story about Kirsten's dating prospects:

what about same sex relationships?

Please tell me you are not so stupid as to interpret my comment as serious.

Damn you Novak...

I love this very much.

I've only had one, and we had one incident once in 4 years... mostly due to drunk shenanigans more than sex...

I have a bunch of non-american friends who get drunk and have sex with other drunk people. Apparently that leads to penile injury.

The term "Uncircumcised" does not make sense.