He doesn't look like a real person.

he looks more Vulcan to me .

Transracial rights now.

As a someone who is a chemist, I wouldn't consider Titanium Dioxide a true metal, just like I don't consider rust (Iron Oxide) to be a metal.

but making him feel invisible and unwanted for his entire life might drive him over the edge.

Creep shaming? That's a fucking joke, right?

Oh what's the matter? Afraid to use your usual slang here, wizzie? You call everyone "normalfags", not "normies".

Dear wizards, You don't need cars, money, height or looks to attract women. All you really need is to not give us a feeling that you might secretly want to rape and kill us. Bonus points if you don't call us a whore.

No highway, thank god... Only samurai swords and poisonous candy.

So I can't work for the Feds? Add yet another benefit to the list.

James Woods is a shitpile.

Jaden Smith needs to get off Twitter.

Dear Faye,

According to Wikipedia her son is 34. Ariana Grande is not yet 21.

I just read his twitter feed for the first time. It reads like a Fox News ticker.

Yo, Hils, you mad late to the nude guy on film party.

Hugs! Also, three kids and a career? Give yourself some credit - that shit is *hard*.

Me too. I sat in my car and cried before I came in from work the other night because I feel like I've made the worst decision of my life by getting married It's not like I have terrible kids or anything like that, but I feel like I'm not great mom material. My friends think I'm a brilliant mom and they are amazed at…

I have days where I resent. Those are the worst.

Some of these make me very sad. I will just hope they were having a super bad day. But yes, my kids totally ruined my body.