Oh wow, same here!

Phylicia Rashad?

Yma Sumac. Duh!

Bea Arthur. Final answer.

Going stag was not an option at my school! Can you believe that bullshit? You had to have a date or you couldn't go. This was roughly 10 years ago, and it still makes me mad.

I remember have zero options in high school at a size 18, and having this horrible dress made for my prom in 1996. Well fast forward 10 years (age 26)and I was in a Macys and saw the cutest formal dress on a clearance rack. I tried it on and loved in. I bought it thinking that just in case I ever have a formal…

All my formal dresses go here to live on in (hopefully) infamy. There are GSP's all over the country, I think.

Has anyone in the history of civilization ever actually regretted skipping prom? I skipped mine and can't think of what I possibly would have had to regret.

I'm still waiting to regret going to the theater and not prom. Everyone said I would be so sad in 10 years, but it's 14 years later and I still don't care.

There's a word for this?! Because you just described my biggest issue in meetings..... 0.o

Hahaha! My favorite answer to the rumor (on that website) is "she just be chillin." I work with autistic people and I'm gonna use that all the time. "Um, did the gentleman you're with just try to slap my infant?" "Aw, he just be chillin."

My favorite rumor about Lil Debbie is that she's autistic.

Wow, music and videos that makes me wish I was listening to Miley instead. That is a very specific kind of impressive.

I've never felt discriminated until I moved to [Los Angeles] and people are like, 'You're from The Bay? Ugh.'

My favorite part: "Are you drinking right now?" "What does it look like?"

BAHAHAHAHAHA. This is gold, pure gold. Oh FOX, go home, you're not drunk enough.

Theories on why this story exists:

I've never gone on spring break either, and I'm fine with it. This kind of stuff is not my speed AT ALL. I'm down with chilling on the beach with my friends, but my idea of the perfect vacation involves a lot more sleep and a lot fewer dudebros.

I've never gone on Spring Break. Therefore I am boring and have the personality of toast.