Haha I was thinking the same thing. They probably rolled their eyes and were like, "sure lady, MSG free."

Yeesh... I think the blog one is a bit less humiliating. The declaration of your fashion sense suckssss.

Seriously!! If this bracket has taught me anything, it is that I should be super glad to not have a caffeine addiction like APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE, because it is clearly a very serious problem that robs you of your sanity.

Seriously. I need Zoloft. I also sometimes "need" Advil. Does that mean I would ever vote for either of them!? Hell no!

I don't think I can be friends with people who chose caffeine over weed for this.

You know boring people.

Whoa! Don't drag the Girls into this web of lameness. Also, pretty sure Blanche would disagree with the primacy of missionary

I suspect those ladies would be considerably more adventurous, especially when it came to alcohol and sex.

Really though, just because you NEED caffeine does that make it the best? Worthy of beating all other drugs? Shouldn't we be picking the thing we most love? Where's your sense of adventure, people!?

It's pathetic.

molly, adderall, gin, Blue Moon (to represent all reasonably priced non-watery beers). this IS fun!

CHEAP champagne is disgusting...girl, it's like cheap coffee - you get what you pay for!

I miss one day and weed gets knocked out?? What is this?!? I think I'm gonna need to smoke a bowl to help me get over this. Smh

Caffeine beat weed??? Seriously??? You guys chose having an uncontrollable urge to poop in the middle of the day and the jitters (this might be just me), over a sweet mellow high? No cup of coffee can beat the feeling of a few good hits off of whatever you use to light it up, some good music, maybe a burrito or a…

Weed, Xanax*, Gin, Red Wine. Hell yes.

Fuck this noise. You guys are BORING.

Good lord. WHY ARE YOU SO BORING, JEZZIES?

How the actual fuck did caffine beat weed! I have the suspicion people voted without having tried both items...

That Kevin Sorbo gif never fails to make me lol.