People get this idea that on "their day", they get to be shitty to people. Not so!

good decision.

Goddamn that's some epic amount of bullshit. Apart from your involvement in helping the bride which is shady enough, you treat all your groomsmen the same. Same tux, same arrival time, SAME DAMN NUMBER OF GUESTS.

You were probably just prettier than the bride and she didn't want you there. *Kiss-Kiss*

Absolutely! But more than that, what kind of best friend wouldn't let you bring your boyfriend of 5 YEARS?! That is a long ass time to be with someone who doesn't get invited to a presumably mutual friend's wedding at this point. On top of all the other shit, inviting someone else's boyfriend whom she's only known for…

As someone who recently planned one of these wedding things, the rule was that anyone invited to a pre-wedding event (bachelor party, shower, etc.) needs to be invited to the wedding. I can't even believe that the boyfriend is HOSTING the bachelor party and not invited to the wedding. That is just beyond rude.

It seems like you ended up agreeing me with me - "Bossy people get things done." Perhaps there wouldn't resentment and nagging if the employees would just do the task the first time the boss asked.

didn't know bossy was bad

head bitch in charge

Man, I always took being called 'bossy' as a compliment. Like I just steamrolled everyone in the room and became the leader by default. I can't help it because I'm just naturally the HBIC. If you've got a problem with it, maybe stop whining and be a little less of a pushover.

Bossy people get shit done.

So stop buying their films. Stop taking your kids to them. Most of you won't, though. That's why they keep putting white actors in everything. You keep paying them to do it. (and also supporting them through advertising with your viewing habits.)

This is so sweet, beautiful, touching, and hilarious! I'm sure he had a wonderful sense of humor. May he rest in peace. When I die, I want my obit to be this awesome (it probably won't)!

I just did it, none of our parents were terribly pleased but they got over it!

You were trying too hard for that one.

The 49ers have a foolproof plan to combat bullying. Now it's up to Martin to purchase some new headphones.

Despite my sarcasm, I actually think we're on the same page. I think the wedding industry is really fucked up. But I also really wanted to say vows with my loved ones as witnesses, and throw a party to celebrate the marriage. Whenever someone points out how expensive weddings are, I can't help but pipe in, it doesn't…

This is what my boyfriend and I have discussed and decided upon. Now, to break the news to our folks, who I am sure would not be happy about the whole eloping nonsense.

I didn't forgo the engagement ring (luckily there was a family heirloom that I liked), but I am seriously considering forgoing the ceremony and reception in favor of getting a better start on a house... (sadly, can't paste my/partner's head on heirloom wedding photos and tell people it happened as easily as using an…