He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

ETA: i'm not going to say which is which.

You are supposed to say something self effacing like "But i have much better taste in partners' than she does" and then we'd be like "OH YOU."

I work in a research lab, and we may or may not have a hammock in our closet. I'll never tell.

I am sorry - didn't recognize the sarcasm! Totally my bad.

You can encourage people to not be shitheads to fat people, all the while still hating cancer. Don't be daft.

A coworker of my sister's set her up for a joke like that once.

Your co-worker needs to be fired.

I do this all the time at work. Case in point, the other day my coworker sent me a Banana Republic ad of two men cuddling with the words "I just don't agree with this." I replied, "oh, I think those sweaters look really nice!"

But, that's not Lorde.

It's called being white.

Yeah, but that's not Lorde

Can I just dip my fingertips in ink, or will she have some special shit for that, too?

Most of my lipstick is so old that I have to do the sniff test on everything just to be safe. I don't actually use any of it, but I can't bring myself to throw it away either :\

Can we start hating her yet, or do we have to wait until she's 18?

What do you call "overalls" if there's nothing under them?

I wish someone would have just given me my Women's Studies degree. It really would have saved me the tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt.

We actually can't for legal reasons. Sorry:(

Nerdy Catholic girl here. There was a list being passed around of handsome male celebrities who also happen to be Catholic and I was floored to see that Stephen Colbert was NOT on the list and he's one of my favorite ones !
He would totally be worth going to confession for. Heart him so much !

Oh *facepalm* That was his point . . . .