Wear two monocles at once.

Enjoy your weird squinty face wrinkles you'll get in 10 years, assholes

Quick guide:

Meh. Its really just something to amuse myself with for five minutes when I'm avoiding work or particularly bored. But getting Xena in the "Which Strong Female Character Are You" quiz is nice too.

Barf!

You guys all see it, right?

The kind that you could stick several file folders into, sort of stacked?

gross

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Betty White! She is my hero! I want so badly to be an adorably dirty old woman when I grow up.

Betty White is just the best.

As a female sufferer of flat buttness I'd like to know just where MY compensation is, please and thank you, universe.

I knew someone who dated Conan many years ago. Apparently he's being honest about the consequences of flat-buttness.

Sure, it's cute when she does it.

Yup :( I haven't had an avocado in months

I just have to put this here.

I live in LA. Believe me, I'm not lacking for excellent Mexican food. I still think Chipotle is delicious. And I don't put guac (which, despite the fact I am a copy editor, I feel just fine about abbreviating in an Internet comment) on my tacos or burritos—I only get it to put on chips. The great thing about Chipotle…

Tobacco companies own literally all of the e-Cig companies.