He needs to apologize to every black person, for his family's past. I suggest he start with me and come to San Francisco and make mad passionate love to me. Then all will be forgiven.

I'd pull a Princess Margaret and wear one in the bath.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN's pearls from being clutched.

thank god! More jewelry! Since Kate is tall and lovely she could were tons of jewelry and not look weighed down by it. I welcome more jewelry, I mean, the family has it, fucking use it! Let us see the pretties!

Unless it wasn't actually a phase, but an enduring life strategy.

Budding unicorn rash

Most of these morons don't realize that the only reason they're where they are today is because one of their ancestors, that likely spoke nary a word of English, decided to take a flyer on starting their lives from scratch on the other side of the planet.

"Every day is a struggle," she says. "I have constant pain in my stomach. I am also extremely weak. I have endoscopies every few months. I get really tired and I hurt. I'm nauseated 24/7 — that's something I will live with until the day I die."

That's true. I think they just led her to believe that she'd just have to take special vitamins or something, instead of getting painful iron infusions.

I've always been loathe to point out Cathy Horyn's apparent personal dowdiness, but with that haircut, I feel she's just trolling everyone. I mean, honestly.

Vitamin and calorie malabsorption are all part of the bypass. Vitamin malabsorption is a lifelong issue after having the procedure but calorie malabsorption, which is how the weight is lost initially after the surgery, goes away in 2-4 years.

My mom got gastric bypass surgery. She has vitamin absorption problems now. They didn't really tell her about that before she got the surgery.

I laughed so hard!

Everytime a white person goes, "It wouldn't matter if you were purple, green, etc" I'm just like...

See you at tha crossroads, little guy.

acceptable times to wear a hat: 1) When it is cold 2) when it is very sunny and the hat is serving a practical purpose. That's it

Duh. Like I was going to actually post a picture of an animal eating its young. Take a breath.

OH HELL NO. Thieves stole her topping and half the cake before she even got to it. They have zero manners. Everyone knows the Birthday Girl/Boy gets first/biggest slice. EVERYONE.

LIES!!! Poor Gladys looked so scared trying to get some cake, because of the larger gorillas. That was bullshit. Gladys got crumbs.

What the hell! Those big gorillas stole all the fruit off! No one said I had to watch baby Gladys share her damned birthday cake.

DEMANDING FULL REFUND.