this is fake. they copied the original "swamps of dagobah" story someone posted on reddit ages ago

Wait...aren't surgeons medical doctors?

Ah, the Swamps of Dagoba story, a Reddit classic. Not sure I believe it, but it sure is gross.

My mom is a surgical nurse. I am sad to say this didn't shock me too much. She works in a low-rent hospital where people who didn't have a lot of access to primary care often came as a last resort. The hospital she works for specialized in what she likes to call "butts" and "eyeballs" (cataract and colon surgery,…

My Mom is a wound care nurse. She has the craziest stories, all of them gut-wrenchingly gross. For some reason, she finds it fascinating. She had to cut the dead, necrotic toe of a client off the other day. Didn't phase her in the least. Had to clean out the gaping face/eye wound of a client who was recovering from…

Ugh. Goodwill is shitty. Salvation Army is shitty. Is there a better place to donate my clothes and other items?

It's what the song is named after. The song is a social commentary on the lifestyle associated with the district...which actually fits kinda well with this article.

I don't think enough emphasis was put on how disgusting that picture is. It looks like something from a horror movie.

That's really gross.

That's pretty metal.

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.

The whole "no-poo" movement really icks me out. I've seen so many good results on blogs, But all I can think about is the time in middle school when I got a horrific haircut and just gave up on maintaining my hair. It would go unwashed or just rinsed for weeks. It was not pretty nor did it smell good. I think I've…

Hot showers are the pinnacle of civilization, IMO. Take away my car, my electricity, my coffee, it's ok. But I want my shower.

Am I the only one who thinks this dress is hideous?

I know we're supposed to like it and I usually do, but Beyonce's look a bit sloppy to me—like a lace doily all scrunching and wrong, especially from the side (is that skin, a mushy bra, what?). And her hair and makeup are atrocious.

Judging from how I looked the one time I got detention, my hypothetical mugshot would look something like this:

Well, assuming the country isn't willing to replace the missing younger population by taking in more immigrants. Population isn't declining everywhere.

Well, this is what happens when wages are stagnant for 3 decades and there's no such thing as family leave.

Anybody else see this as good news?

I am sorry but he is *NOT* adorable