Fox News CONVINCED my grandfather that the Malaysia Airlines plane flew to Pakistan to be turned into another 9/11 bomb.

I always did homework, worked, and went home for Easter. GOOD TIMES.

The show is being boring AT us, I think.

Why did Will Wheaton accidentally tweet two nearly-identical, not-very-funny jokes?

This seriously should get people kicked off of planes.

I think it's a bit of upper crust affectation, but it sure is annoying.

That's an annoying thing to do to the workers.

Just realized that I got an email from TOMS about the TOMS + Uber thing, and I didn't bat an eye before deleting it without even looking at it. April Fool's was annoying before the Internet and Web 2.0, and it's excruciating now.

Thank you, I am saving this.

It was a typo of omission.

Puberphonia is a horrible-sounding thing, and I'm sure I have it. But I will never say it out loud.

Yes. If you sound like a child, male or female, I have a hard time taking you seriously.

Exactly. I just wonder how people were allowed to reach adulthood with no speech interventions. I am hyper-sensitive to noises, I'm sure I have misophonia, so soft sounds drive me up the fucking wall. Lisps, smacking, swallowing, ugh, ugh, I'm getting uncomfortable just thinking about it. It actually induces anger.

NPR is just the worst for that. You NEVER hear bad voices on commercial radio. Annoying personalities, yes. Annoying voices, no.

Garrison Keillor is a homophobic dickbag with an aggressively boring show. So fuck him.

Well, she's different because she has Spasmodic Dysphonia, which is what makes her voice weird, but yeah, I can't listen to her, either. Louisa Lim says her Rs like Ws, which is maddening. Lots of announcers have S lisps.

YES. I CANNOT STAND HER VOICE.

Oh, see, I HATE Kathleen Turner's voice, like fingernails on a chalkboard.

I don't know quite how to answer whether voice is a dealbreaker. I've never dated or been interested in dating a guy with a high-pitched voice, so maybe there is some unconscious bias on my part, or maybe I don't know a lot of guys with high-pitched voices. I know that it must be hard for those men, and for women with…

I think it's the color? The rotation? I really don't know, but I'm giggling.