Not I. I mean, I wouldn't have been able to tell you he is Nick Cannon, but I could tell you he isn't white.

How would you guys describe this hair color? Caramel?

I know about Dorco, but I like Dollar Shave Club because I set and forget it and it comes in my mailbox (rather than a package from UPS- a nightmare at my apartment). I wouldn't save significantly more by going right to the manufacturer.

Uncanny valley.

Dollar Shave Club, folks. A game changer. Yes, you're still shaving, but it's a gooooooood shave.

You should also be able see a reflection of Kim and the baby, too, by the angle of the photo. Hmmm. WTF, Vogue.

"Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all."

There is no denying that North is a beautiful baby. Sorry, Blue Ivy, you have been handily overtaken.

Actually, it's methylamphetamine.

Caution: do not mix Ayahuasca with your SSRIs! You can die!

I work for a big utility company that has NO corporate dress code, unless you work in the field and need safety gear or work in a customer service job (and even for the customer service jobs, the dress code is "no shorts, no ripped jeans, no cheap flip flops.") The clothes people wear in my office runs the gamut-…

At least you can control how much you alcohol you take in when you drink jungle juice (supposedly). And it doesn't destroy your good vaginal microbes.

That and alcohol poisoning.

RUDE.

I know Guinness is the "right" answer, but I don't like to have to chew my beer for dinner. I'm done after a sip- it's too much effort to drink a whole pint.

Yeah, those are TERRIBLE choices for people under 50.

Right. So now imagine that EVERY store you go to does this, except that your size isn't even in the back. It doesn't exist. There are no high end stores for plus-size women. There are high end stores that carry a limited selection of some things in plus-sizes, tucked away in a dark corner on the top floor of the…

Man, you are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real.

I agree, it could be worse.

His actual name is Bear. Which is stupid. It's cute as a nickname, stupid as a real name.