4.4 is a small earthquake to a Californian. It's a little scary, though, because that can be a sign of A Big One coming.

It's a cute <i>nickname</i>.

The unibrow adds a little je ne sais quoi.

I would NEVER bring up another person's weight. Period. Lost weight, gained weight? None of my business. And people lose weight for reasons they are not happy about- illness, stress, whatever. And some people who are purposely losing weight feel really self-conscious when people point it out and compliment them- it's…

It worked for Gilda.

She and Jessica Williams.

I like Solange, and she has a cool Instagram account. The approachable Knowles!

Absinthe is NASTY.

That is a terrifying endorsement, man.

Maybe in Canada? It's a Schedule 1 drug there.

I definitely was born after Quaaludes were pulled. I *might* have been conceived with the help of Quaaludes, though.

Constipation and nausea are all Vicodin ever gave me.

I see what you did there (and I'm ma(a)d I didn't think of it myself!)

That was exactly my dilemma.

I had the worst time choosing. Rum goes into more mixed drinks, but gin is complex and delicious.

Fun Fact: Quaalude has two a's in it because William H. Rorer, Inc., manufacturer of Quaaludes, also made Maalox, which was its most well-known product. They thought the double a's would be familiar to consumers. The name is also thought to come from "quiet interludes."

It's really too bad that GoldieBlox toys are so stupid. They aren't well made, they're not particularly fun, and they have no "replay" appeal. The commercials are far more clever than the actual products.

Anyone who would put A-1 sauce on steak needs to never be allowed to eat steak.

"And, in the biggest Brony honor of all, his story was picked up by Equestria Daily, a very active My Little Pony fansite. Friendship is magic indeed."