No, it lets you know carcinogens are EVERYWHERE.

Cathy Jean shoe stores in California have Prop 65 warnings.

Eventually, we will need a booze vs. sex bracket.

Weed and champagne- Sonoma County favorites.

Definitely the face of a murdering gun nut.

Well, there ARE maximum occupancy rules at venues, so there's that. And I wasn't going to demand that I be invited.

That's why I'm eloping.

Well, before the wedding, I kept asking my boyfriend when we were going to get an invitation, and he didn't know (he wasn't sent one because he lived with the couple!) I then asked the bride for the details of the wedding, kind of obliquely, and she said "Oh, we're just at maximum occupancy for the space." That very…

I've been in this situation before! My boyfriend (of now 10 years) was a groomsman for his very good friend when they got married 6 years ago. I've know the couple for as long as I've been dating my boyfriend, who lived with them until they got married! So, doing the math, I'd been friends with them for 4 years at…

Cool socks!

I like the word "bossy". I've been called bossy, accurately, for my entire life, and I take it as a compliment.

No, try again.

I live in the Bay Area, so no, $2000 is nothing!

I've decided to tell everyone after the deed is done.

The average wedding these days costs $25,000. You can certainly do it for less, but I'd rather not do it at all.

You're getting a better deal if you split the house.

I KNOW eloping will make a lot of people mad, especially my mom, but tough shit, it's my life AND my money.

Yes, though I fear/hope it would piss his mom off.

My boyfriend's mom owns a jewelry store, and he could get a ring at cost, and I'd still prefer he save his money.

I LOVE THAT.