I'm actually surprised this doesn't happen more often.
modern_millie
modern-millie
I would rather have a down payment on a house than a wedding! That's what we're planning for, actually. Elope and buy a house. $4,000 for ring? $25,000 for a wedding? No thanks! Rather have a house.
No one will notice if I chop off her whole right flank!
...yes?
[forwards to HR]
"body fatness"? What a weird phrase.
Not that one!
She's worse than Courtney Cox.
I understand.
I don't think it's meant to be an insult.
That's how lipstick works? Wear one color and abandon the rest forever? I've been doing it wrong.
That's probably on purpose. It's not a real degree, after all.
Guess you're gonna have to move here if you want timely access to our fine satire.
It's not much of a commitment, considering you can wash it off.
ALL of my lipstick is older than she is. I never wear any of it.
This is such a weird, herky-jerky dance-ish thing she does at her shows. It's so bizarre-looking.
There is something about her face I just can't stand.
He and Carrie Brownstein both say they are bad at being in romantic relationships. They've both spoken quite a bit about it.
I've used BB cream on my legs before. I went to a wedding with a couple shin bruises, so I covered them up a bit. It made them glowy and even-looking.