At least one of those puppies was really going after the guy's junk.

I put on an apron and clean everything in my kitchen sink.

How do you clean your bong? I clean my bong after every use and deep clean it periodically, and I've never gotten residue on anything. For the bong, I use rubbing alcohol and epsom or rock salt to remove the majority of the residue. For the bowl, I soak it overnight in a strong Dawn solution and get in the nooks and…

Also highly effective for cleaning bongs!

Motsenbocker's entire line of products is amazing. My boyfriend is an industrial designer and builds a lot of models. He has gotten spilled silicone, acrylic paint, oil paint, and lacquer off of all sorts of surfaces with Motsenbocker's.

The fact that she stands there for a good moment trying to figure out what's going is hilarious. The *instant* I saw my parents' naked bodies, I'd avert my eyes and run away and NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

Saliva! Hydrogen peroxide (on white only) and OxiClean work, too.

Try a Magic Eraser first. My sister once wrote her name in Sharpie all over the wood banisters in my parents' house. Magic Eraser took it all out.

I think she did, actually.

No, kids are the worst.

That's why kids are the worst.

Definitely in the Don't Give A Fuck About Harry Potter group. I care enough to post this but not even enough to watch the video.

That girl is old enough to know better than to open her parents' door with knocking, jesus christ. Otherwise, that was hot.

It depends on the aircraft and the age of the plane.

It really is that much better. Better in-flight services, much better food, better seats, no charges for checked bags, priority check in and boarding, more room than you need. On long-haul flights, it's extra amazing.

Obviously, the opposite of polar vortex is solar vortex.

I do! KLM is the shit!

I just went on a trip to Cabo San Lucas, for a much, much needed vacation. I saved my money and paid for a first class ticket for this reason. It was HEAVENLY.

I guess you better up your game, son.

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