DOPE.

FWIW, 23andMe is legally barred from offering this kind of service anymore because they are not cleared by the FDA to provide that kind of information.

I'm sure.

It's not too late!

SAT scores are a poor predictor of anyone's success. Your grades in high school are a better predictor of your future success in college, according to a number of studies and meta-analyses of students' school performance at colleges that make submitting SAT scores optional for admission. Grades are a proxy of sorts…

H1N1 SUCKS BALLS if you get it. I did, in 2009, and I had to go to the ER. 12 hours after starting to feel sick, I couldn't breathe. I had H1N1 and pneumonia in both lungs.

We ain't got no blue laws here in the Golden State.

WHAT. That is a crime, frankly.

This woman is nuts to wield a sharp implement with shortening-coating fingers.

Joy of Cooking?

"Would pair well with cigarettes" LMFAO.

MY GRANDMOTHER HAS THOSE LITTLE MOLDS.

Like it does before you throw up? Or because it's appetizing?

This looks like a core sample from a mass grave.

Not if you don't like SPAM. You gotta like SPAM to be down with masubi sushi.

I think Honey Boo Boo would eat that. She eats Sketti, after all.

That, and cigarettes.

This bread looks really good.

That is the cutest name.

Quite possibly my favorite cake of all time. Would eat this daily, if I could.