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Giant zel flsl 0?

Walmart and Target also have their own very cheap versions that are the exact same material.

Heidi Klum's dad is Bono?!

My urethra burns at the mere sight of Mr. Bubble.

Bon Ami and a soft sponge or a Magic Eraser.

I buy really cheap Target shower curtain liners, PVC-free, $2.49, and just throw them out when they get too gross (scrubbing and bleaching can really only go so far). The worst is that pink slimy shit that grows in showers- I read that it's bacteria. I would rather buy a new one than spend the effort to clean the…

That bathroom photo is making me dry-heave. That's what my dorm bathrooms looked like.

I didn't want to know this because I kind of liked the enforced break. Now, though...what have you done to me?!

There's no way any of this was actually sung live, right? Because in that clip with Audra, it really looks like Carrie Underwood is badly lip-syncing.

Nothing says sacrificing for art like taking an unnecessary full-body dose of radiation.

Yep. Or a big fart.

Nothing about that cool, dull, grayish violet color says "radiant". Nothing. I don't care for it. Now, if you look at the inner part of that orchid flower, that bright fuschia is very appealing.

That green was EVERYWHERE, which is awesome because I really like that color. Sephora, Old Navy/Gap, in purses, accessories, prints, shoes. Yep.

Indeed. Learned something!

You should call them out on that! Seriously!

Don't be a smartass, Cleveland Clinic.

I saw that after I posted (mea culpa!)

Why wait? The Internet will be ready.

I have seen more than one hapless child try to pinch and zoom or swipe the pages of a real book or magazine, not understanding the difference between it and an iPad.