He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Ha ha, instead of starting with “As a Pats fan” statements should start with “As a horrible person”.

yes, it is GO PATS!

I'm a fan

As a Pat, I am also worthy of suspicion too.

Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.

I love how they are like: “Well thanks for calling, hope you get some help. Oh wait, I guess maybe we could call someone.”

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.

A few commenters have asked about the robbery history at the store, so I’ll put this here. This is from the police chief’s statement (note he’s talking about multiple stores at first):

How does the car dealer not know where his plates are? That really could have gone a long way towards clearing the confusion on their first visit to the store.

Breaking windows and doors draws more attention sooner than just walking into a place.

Didn’t it come out that this store had been robbed more than once, with at least one instance where the criminals were driving a similar car to this one. It is unfortunate that the people who robbed the store bear a resemblance to John Henson and it is probably a coincidence that they received a mysterious phone call…

Hindsight is 20-20. If you’re going to rob a jewelry store at 5 o’clock in the afternoon you’re no gonna come smashing through the front door.

If you’ve spent any amount of time on Liveleak, which stupidly I have, you will see that many armed robberies of jewelry stores involves the jeweler unlocking cases and displaying product, at which point the robbery is initiated. Walking in with guns held high is a risk, especially if the display cases are unbreakable…

He would need to find an already built bomb to put inside a suitcase, just like he took an already built clock and put it inside a suitcase. He would make a horrible terrorist. This kid is a complete idiot. He even looks dumb, or a little slow. Look at his skinny little neck and his “durrrrr” face.

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

Wow, an Oklahoman with proper spelling and punctuation. Are you the governor?

What I don’t understand is why the anti-gun nuts don’t realize that events like this WILL eventually bring forth laws similar to gun control for cars, since that’s the only thing the government can think to do when any tragedy occurs.

You are classless, idiot garbage. As someone who was in Stillwater today and happened across the scene not long after the incident I can assure you I never heard anyone utter anything tying this to any sort of agenda. Even drunk driving (surprisingly).

I say this as an Oklahoman too: Fuck you, buddy.