that needs to be a sculpture!

Hire a handful of bangladeshis to dismantle it... (I think it’s in Bangladesh where they ram old ships into the beach to break them apart, isn’t it?)

I’d put a Rancherito or Caminito sticker in the tailgate of the Mighty Boy... it does have a tailgate, right?

The Matiz was designed by Giugiaro/italdesign...

I got very dizzy the only time I rode in one...

The Matiz was designed by Guigiaro...

There’s a smartcar cannonball coming up in two months...

Well, it could be that your mechanic is telling you not to buy a car because it’s a good car and you won’t need his/her/their services anymore...

Ford Redneck! They’d sell a whole bunch of those...

that’s my guess too...

4- Guatemala to Miami- agent at counter thought my passport was fake or something. Flight is very early in the morning, so immigration chief comes in at 10am, so I miss my flight... But it was the day of a total eclipse in Guatemala, so I did see the eclipse!

1- Freaking American Ailines airmaid (not calling her steward here) denied me one extra chocolate... Flying to Europe, they came by with a basket of bite-size chocolates (Hershey’s, etc. nothing fancy). We were at the back of the airplane, and she still had lots on the basket. I asked if I could take another one and…

something similar...
Practically empty flight (2 or 3 pax) from Cancun to Guatemala City. Pilot was just glad there weren’t many passengers and he could do whatever he wanted...

I have a neighbor (somewhere in the Bronx) that has a MB S600, a BMW 7, an Alpina B7, and a Maybach. They’re parked on the street all the time and you can see the result of that...

if it’s 25yrs, yes... except CA of course...

“less golf”... well, we’re only getting the GTI. Is that what you want?!?

But how to know which ones... Is it too late for AMC?

Nice Volvo...

My father was kidnapped in the early 80s in Central America... I wish we had been wealthy at least... He was released after two weeks. Don’t know how much the ransom was, it’s never been discussed in the family...

Have you seen the slow ride home?