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Moby Dork
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The textbook once said women are prone to boughts of insanity. Textbook definitions are shit!

Cant we just say he’s a piece of shit selfish uncaring asshole? Let’s not sully the good name of psychopaths by linking them with this sentient oozing barrel of radioactive starnosed mole puss.

It doesn’t matter, as far as political pundits throwing out medical diagnoses goes. If we’re going to complain about the armchair diagnoses of Clinton, then we have to do the same when it comes to Trump, or we lose all credibility.

Everyone, on BOTH sides, should stop with the fucking medical diagnoses. Now.

I’m not a Proctologist, but I know a fuckin asshole when I see one.

Not necessarily sure. Her husband works for Proskauer Rose, which is a massive global big law firm with more than 700+ attorneys. If Sony was a direct client of his, that would be a problem, but the mere fact that an attorney at Proskauer represents Sony probably isn’t enough to be unethical. He seems to focus on

Yea I have no time for people who do shit like this. Remember that psychic who told Amanda Berry’s mother that Amanda was dead? She believed it, of course - I’m sure she was overwhelmed with grief and just desperate for an answer.

People tell me all the time that I’m the greatest retard they’ve ever seen. They say “Donald, nobody retards better than you” and they’re right. Crooked Hillary WISHES she was as retarded as me.

Well, it should be obvious she’s lying: Trump would never go standard retard, he demands the most luxurious retard...

I hate it when a guy puts his chin on my shoulder like that. Even if he is a ghost.

I want to be friends with your friend - she sounds amazing.

Someone tried to cold read my friend on the street once. She was laughing about it, but when he said something about her Dad being peaceful in heaven she dead stopped laughing, put on her best befuddled expression and said “Are you sure? Cause my Dad definitely killed some people.”

For funsies, I’m going to the annual psychic fair in November this year. $15 for a ticket is more fun than I’d get from a movie theater with the people watching.

Especially when his gd show is called Hollywood Medium. Oh, this person is famous? A famous person is on the show in which I am a psychic to famous people? Whhaaatt?!

While I’m of the opinion that there are a lot of terrible shows out there, “Con Man with Dead Shark Eyes Manipulates Minor Celebs Using the Memory of Their Dead Loved Ones” is right up there at the top, along with “Family of Religious Fundamentalists Who Rate Their Need to Reproduce Higher Than the Health of Their

He’s determined to take that Biggest Douche in the Universe crown from John Edward.

His whole “what? who are you? I have NO IDEA who you even are? You’re famous? OMG for what? Really? I had NO IDEA” schtick is truly psychopathic.

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

Bernie starts a PAC and Trump supports granting legal status to undocumented aliens.

I greatly enjoyed the Sanders die-hards during the convention who were so focused and zealous that their tone became “the biggest impediment to Bernie Sanders being elected is Bernie Sanders and if it wasn’t for Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders would be the Democratic candidate for president right now. Down with Bernie

creating a hostile work environment by threatening to criticize staff members if they quit.