I recall a scene from a previous season ,where they are ordering food while on vacation. Heather fixes her shark eyes at the guy and she has a tone to her voice. She is making sure she gets her sandwich wrapped in lettuce, not bread. The look she gave him while she said it...well let’s just say I still remember that…

But I can totally see her being condescending to wait staff, which would be rude.

Yes, that’s the point I was trying to get across, but you did it much better than I did. Apparently Jeff said something to Terry like “She should just own up to all of the plastic surgery she’s had” and she was upset. And rightfully so, what kind of an asshole says that? So after hearing what JL said, maybe she was…

Shannon is an interesting character study. She’s a fuddy duddy but randomly busts out with bon mots (“When life gives you lemons... put nine in a bowl!”). She seems timid but but can also put down some liquor. She’s hella uptight but is the first one to look into the camera and admit she got an enema stuck up her ass.

Sorry, Meghan, that man does not want a kid with you. $10 says he leaves within a year of it being born.

It’s right up there with “they’re just jealous” or “I’m just telling it like it is” — deflections of one’s own faults by blaming the other guy.

Shannon “neutered” him? Oh, come on, Foofa! He has his own multi-million dollar company — this is not a man without autonomy or common sense. Maybe he screwed around b/c he was bored or adrift in the marriage and figured it was cheaper than divorce, but regardless, it’s a BS way of dealing with your issues. And, FWIW,…

Re: Meghan - I don’t watch this show. I only read the recaps. So maybe this has been addressed and I’m just uneducated, but .. Aren’t vasectomies reversible? Did I just make that up? Probably. But seriously, isn’t that, like, the main selling point of a vasectomy?

Both David and Shannon look like their life together is living hell. I don’t think he loves her and I think she’s hanging on to a dead marriage. He’s creepy with Ramona level scary eyes and she’s just a typical RH who lives for drama.

Agreed, Jim is a real asshole to Megan. She doesn’t deserve it no matter how annoying she can be, It is palpable that he would rather be anywhere else instead of near her.

I fast forwarded through all of Shannon’s scenes last season. And if she does another on-camera enema, I’ll start doing it again.

Shannon seems like the kind of bitch I’d like to get day drunk with. I’m here for that.

I think last season was her first, but maybe someone more knowledgeable can confirm or deny that. That’s cool that Meghan wants a baby so bad, but there is no way this relationship is lasting. He was playing golf while his wife was getting a medical procedure ffs!

Kelly is maybe the most clinically sociopathic person out of all the Housewives ever to appear on television in the last decade. She is out of control. I appreciate that she says she has an “anger problem”, but she’s got to move onto the next step because right now everything she touches bursts into flames.

I actually am several episodes behind because I just can’t watch Vicki. She lied about cancer and was caught.

so i chose to watch the Teen mom OG premier last night instead but I HAVE THOUGHTS ANYWAY

Kelly just dove off the cliff of good sense after proclaiming Vicki her guru.

Kelly’s insistance that “They hate us ‘cause they ain’t us” makes me cringe. I don’t want to be within 50 feet of anyone who wants what Kelly has, or her “guru” Vicki Gunvalson.

Seriously. WTF? My wife practically breaks her eyeballs while rolling them whenever she hears about someone renewing their vows. She says people only do them as a last-gasp effort to stave off the inevitable after one (or both) have done something terrible. I can’t disagree.

“I would’ve worn a different dress” = the most relatable housewife moment EVER.