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Moby Dork
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In my senior year of high school, I worked at a local sporting goods store. I had started working there when I was only 14, so the gentleman who owned the store was like a second father to me.

I’m expecting my first grandchild in September (and yes, I’m VERY excited!) The world has changed a lot since I gave birth 27 years ago - back then, at least in the area where I lived at that time, doctors only performed c-sections when medically necessary. Today, it seems like a convenience measure.

Mary... hopes she can return to teaching... She is still registered as a sex offender, but is trying to get her name removed from the registry.

I predict that - in a year or two, when she starts looking like a young woman instead of a kid - the novelty will wear off, and people will stop paying attention to her.

There's live auto-tune now.

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The only rap battles worth watching are Epic Rap Battles of History. My personal favorite is Einstein vs Stephen Hawking.

You could be right, it could very well be ketchup. I guessed juice because it looks like it has little consistency, but now that I think about it, cheap ketchup is quite watery too.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

My son's rock band did a cover of that, and it was fantastic.

He comes back up and uses those dixie cups they provide for mouthwash to fill with water and place under the legs of the bed frame, preventing cockroaches from crawling up the bed.

Blood turns brown when it dries, so I'm not sure this isn't a hoax (or just some grape juice stains).

You have to appreciate that he still gave it three stars.

I didn't have an opinion on whether this young man had a hand in what happened to his girlfriend, until I watched these videos.

My son's old band played Rock On The Range for free last year, on behalf of a huge corporate brand (which rhymes with Choke). As with this, they were promised nothing but "exposure".

Dog The Bounty Hunter: "You Can Run, But You Can't Hide"

Sonja actually said that hillbillies would say "welcome to my trailer."

It was hilarious to see a former ROTC cadet viewing himself as a superior warrior, because it's true to life. In the regular military (I was in the Air Force), you can usually tell which officers were in ROTC.

Yet some wondered why the DEA was made to look like idiots on Breaking Bad...

Aviva said it to Sonja and Ramona, then Sonja went on to say that hillbillies live in trailers, and she even tried a horrifically bad "hillbilly" accent. Ugh.

It's not an insult; it's a negative stereotype.