I've haven't watched this show since the term "hillbilly" was used as an insult.

I downloaded an accelerometer to my phone. Now I hold my phone while I jog for a mile each day inside my house when it's icy, going in endless circles between my kitchen, dining room, and great room.

So he worked at DirectTV when he was 11 or 12; he publicly broke up with girls he wasn't dating in high school, but he also graduated from an internet high school (and can't go to college until he's 20?)

I had that craving of feeling like the smartest person on the call or the smartest person in the room. I had that craving for it. I'm like that in real-life. Honestly, I surround myself with people who are actually really smart. My best friend in the world right now is probably one of the smartest fucking people I…

I'm in Wild Wonderful West Virginia, ma'am.

That actually makes me happy. Thanks for sharing.

Pre- or post- motorcycle accident Gary Busey?

To be fair, though, Ringo is everybody's least favorite Beatle.

Or you can just go to those sites (as well as whitepages) and request that your listing be removed; it's very simple to do.

Hey, neighbor! Yeah, that happened down in Mingo County. There have been FBI corruption investigations in Lincoln County and Logan County as well, and the feds are still working on sending corrupt "good ol' boys" from southern West Virginia to prison (as well they should).

Very wise. Don't get me wrong, I'm the furthest thing from anti-gun, since I'm an Air Force veteran who teaches other women to use firearms (free of charge since I believe it's a skill every woman should have, so we don't have to depend upon men to protect us).

So now instead of Dear Ms. Ass, it's just Dear Ass? Or Dear Hillbilly?

He was granted primary custody, and she gets visitation 11 days per month.

I'm surprised that hasn't happened in St. Louis yet, since the feds took over part of southern West Virginia due to widespread corruption.

With a name like Jose Hilario, what should we expect but a Hilario-us lawsuit?

While tracer apps are common these days, that's not what they were doing to Nicole Kidman's phone, based upon the description.

I understand that the great-aunt had no legal responsibility to report the abuse, but what about her moral and ethical responsibility to protect the helpless child?

I cannot even begin to express how sorry I am for what happened to your baby, and to you.

For a minute there, I honestly wondered if she was having a stroke. I'm still not convinced that she wasn't.

I'm sorry I wasn't clear about that. It came up because that has been my experience with sororities; I know for a fact that it was a "selling point" of sororities when I was in college (though I didn't buy it), and nothing I've seen since has convinced me that things have changed.